The Red Sox are off today.
I posted the following on Twitter(@spudrph): "DMX made appearance less than a mile from me yesterday. Never been so close to so many letters b4."
I got crickets. Nothing. Not a giggle.
Now, I'm sorry, but that is funny.
To quote the late, great Mitch Hedberg, "that joke is funnier than you acted".
Shame on all of you.
I'm an unrecognized genius, I tell you.